2019 Legacy: The Lil Nas X “Old Town Road” Stampede
Why the 19 weeks at #1? Because a kid from Twitter combined a Nine Inch Nails sample with a cowboy hat and Billy Ray Cyrus,… Read More »2019 Legacy: The Lil Nas X “Old Town Road” Stampede
2019 Vintage: The Launch of the Galaxy Fold
Why was the screen peeling? Because Samsung tried to make “folding” happen, and we all learned that “don’t remove the protective layer” is the most… Read More »2019 Vintage: The Launch of the Galaxy Fold
2018 Vintage: The Best Documentary Short
Why did Heaven is a Traffic Jam on the 405 win? Because every Californian in the audience felt that title in their soul. Part of… Read More »2018 Vintage: The Best Documentary Short
2017 Legacy: The Ear Exam
“I hear a whirring noise.” “That’s just the fidget spinner in your pocket. Give it a rest.” Part of the 53 Doctor Jokes: The 2017… Read More »2017 Legacy: The Ear Exam
2017 Vintage: The Emoji Movie’s Victory
Why did The Emoji Movie win 4 Razzies? Because it’s the first time a major studio spent $50 million to prove that a literal piece of “poo”… Read More »2017 Vintage: The Emoji Movie’s Victory
2017 Classic: The Noah
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Noah. / Noah who? / Noah way you’re still not opening! Part of the 48 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The… Read More »2017 Classic: The Noah
2016 Archive: The Scholastic Book Fair Legacy
Buying a giant glossy poster of a modern military shooter game or a pop star and realizing your metal locker is way too small to… Read More »2016 Archive: The Scholastic Book Fair Legacy
2015 Archive: The Crimson Peak
“Our house is haunted by ghosts!” “No, those are just the unpaid bills rattling in the mailbox. Very spooky.” Part of the 56 Adult Jokes: The 2015… Read More »2015 Archive: The Crimson Peak
2015 Classic: The Mortdecai Mustache
Why was Johnny Depp nominated? Because his performance was 5% acting and 95% twirling a piece of facial hair that had more personality than the… Read More »2015 Classic: The Mortdecai Mustache
2015 Classic: The Apple Watch Launch
Why did the lawyer buy an Apple Watch? So he could feel his billable rate pulsing against his vein in real-time. Part of the 44… Read More »2015 Classic: The Apple Watch Launch