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2015 Classic: The Apple Watch Launch

 Why did the lawyer buy an Apple Watch? So he could feel his billable rate pulsing against his vein in real-time.

Part of the 44 Lawyer Jokes: The 2015 “Smartwatch & The Blue-Black Dress” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@SpaceJam_Fan06/29/2011 04:04Welcome to the space jam of jokes! 10/10.
@SoundBlaster_1604/08/2002 17:20I can hear the laughter in high quality MIDI!
@Nsync_Justin04/04/2009 10:04Bye bye bye... to my bad mood!
@Gladiator_Proximo03/22/1996 13:38Win the crowd, and you will win your freedom!
@Numa_Numa_Guy05/08/2010 06:43Ma-ia-hii, Ma-ia-huu! Laughing in my webcam!
@LiveJournal_Deep06/21/2002 21:22Mood: Amused. Music: 90s Pop.
@Maplestory_Kid09/04/1995 10:52@@@@@@@@@@@@ HA HA HA!
@Cloud_Computing11/09/2007 00:48Storing my laughs in the cloud.

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