Why did the lawyer buy an Apple Watch? So he could feel his billable rate pulsing against his vein in real-time.
Part of the 44 Lawyer Jokes: The 2015 “Smartwatch & The Blue-Black Dress” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Lawyer Joke Archive: 1995–2025
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Time is money, especially when it’s someone else’s time.A lawyer ...read more »
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52 Lawyer Jokes: The 2020 “Zoom Court & Force Majeure” Edition
In 2020, the legal world went remote. It was the year of the "Vir...read more »
The First Year Associate
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Welcome to the space jam of jokes! 10/10.
I can hear the laughter in high quality MIDI!
Bye bye bye... to my bad mood!
Win the crowd, and you will win your freedom!
Ma-ia-hii, Ma-ia-huu! Laughing in my webcam!
Mood: Amused. Music: 90s Pop.
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Storing my laughs in the cloud.