2005 Vintage: The Laptop Heat
Why was the desk scorched? Because the “Pentium M” was trying to run a 480p video. Part of the 81 Office Groaners: The 2005 “Michael… Read More »2005 Vintage: The Laptop Heat
2005 Classic: The Cloud
I’m “feeling” a bit hazy on the details. Part of the 150 Classic Punny One-Liners: The YouTube & Dunder Mifflin Edition (2005) archive. Historically Verified
2004 Vintage: Best Alternative Music Album
Why Elephant? Because the White Stripes proved that “Alternative” just means “Better than the rest.” Part of the 40 Grammy Jokes: The 2004 “Shake It… Read More »2004 Vintage: Best Alternative Music Album
2004 Classic: The Maroon 5 Fan
“She will be loved… as soon as I fix the lighting.” Part of the 72 Light Bulb Jokes: 2004 – The Social Network Spark archive.… Read More »2004 Classic: The Maroon 5 Fan
2004 Legacy: The Incredibles Mid-life Crisis
Why did adults love it? Because Pixar made a superhero movie that was actually a deep dive into the frustrations of corporate office life and… Read More »2004 Legacy: The Incredibles Mid-life Crisis
2001 Vintage: The Walk
When she walks through the woods, the trees stop rustling. They don’t want to get a “talk.” Part of the 57 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2001… Read More »2001 Vintage: The Walk
2001 Legacy: The Best Makeup Win
Why did How the Grinch Stole Christmas win? Because turning Jim Carrey into a green monster is the only way to make him stay in… Read More »2001 Legacy: The Best Makeup Win
2001 Vintage: The Wikipedia Edit
I tried to edit the page for “Best Husband” to put my name. It was deleted for “Lack of Evidence.” Part of the 70 Marriage… Read More »2001 Vintage: The Wikipedia Edit
2000 Classic: The Champagne Toast
“To the year 2000! May our stocks stay high and our jeans stay low!” Part of the 67 Bar Jokes: The 2000 “New Millennium &… Read More »2000 Classic: The Champagne Toast
1999 Archive: Fight Club
Why can’t I tell you this joke? Because the first rule of 1999 was that you do not talk about Brad Pitt’s six-pack. Part of… Read More »1999 Archive: Fight Club