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2005 Vintage: The Laptop Heat

 Why was the desk scorched? Because the “Pentium M” was trying to run a 480p video.

Part of the 81 Office Groaners: The 2005 “Michael Scott & YouTube” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Work/Office Joke Archive (1995-2025)

The Desktop Wallpaper
The only window to the outside world many of us have.My desktop w...read more »
A local United Way office realized...
A local United Way office realized that the organization had neve...read more »
2025 Legacy: The MSN Messenger "Hologram"
 Why was the intern confused? He saw a 3D "Nudge" and thought he ...read more »
2025 Legacy: The "Brat" Summer (Year 2)
 Why is the office still neon green? Because the marketing team r...read more »
2025 Archive: The "Sigma" Accountant
 Why was the ledger so "Alpha"? Because the accountant used a "Co...read more »
79 Office Groaners: The 2001 "XP & iPod" Edition
Welcome to 2001 – the year the office turned bright green and blu...read more »
2025 Vintage: The New Year Toast
 Why did we drink "Synthetic Champagne"? Because 2025 is the year...read more »
An old lady rushed into the...
An old lady rushed into the police department and claimed she was...read more »
The Promotion Logic
Climbing the corporate ladder often involves a lot of weird steps...read more »
2025 Classic: The "Delulu" (Year 3)
 Why did the salesman think he’d hit $100 million? Because "Delul...read more »

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The Office Fridge
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Hotmail_Original02/27/1998 17:56Sent this to 10 friends via chain mail. Sorry!
@MIRC_Ghost10/16/2007 02:40Slapping you with a large trout for such a funny joke!
@Futurama_Bender06/28/1996 01:46Bite my shiny metal... that is hilarious!
@Linkin_Park_Fan04/18/2013 06:44In the end, it doesn’t even matter... how hard I laugh!
@E_T_Phone_Home09/21/2000 20:10E.T. phone home... to tell this joke!
@Grinds_My_Gears12/17/1999 22:58You know what really grinds my gears? Bad humor. This is good!
@Dogpile_Fan_Club11/01/2004 18:04All the search engines agree: this is funny.
@GL_HF_Runner03/04/1999 12:40Good Luck, Have Fun... and read jokes!
@Evolution_Dance08/29/2008 08:05The history of humor in one post.
@LonelyGirl15_F06/12/2005 22:20Is this a secret message? No, just a joke!

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