2003 Archive: The Elf Christmas Spirit
Will Ferrell in yellow tights eating spaghetti with maple syrup is the most festive thing I’ve ever seen. Part of the 69 Observational One-Liners: The… Read More »2003 Archive: The Elf Christmas Spirit
2002 Legacy: The Phone Camera
He took a picture of his own thumb. He’s been trying to “upload” it for two hours. Part of the 70 Marriage Jokes: The 2002… Read More »2002 Legacy: The Phone Camera
2002 Legacy: The Game Boy Advance SP
Why was there a glow coming from under the blankets? Because the screen finally had a front-light, so kids could play Pokémon until 4 AM without a… Read More »2002 Legacy: The Game Boy Advance SP
2002 Archive: The Duty Free Toblerone
Why was it so big? Because 2002 logic said that if you’re using Euros, you might as well buy 2 kilos of honey-almond nougat. Part… Read More »2002 Archive: The Duty Free Toblerone
2001 Classic: The Office XP
Why was the new version of Word so polite? Because Clippy finally got “hidden,” but you could still feel him judging you from the background.… Read More »2001 Classic: The Office XP
2001 Classic: The Xbox vs. Wife
Why is an Xbox better than a wife? An Xbox has a mute button and doesn’t get mad if you play on a friend’s console. Part of… Read More »2001 Classic: The Xbox vs. Wife
2001 Archive: The Bar Stool
A guy says to the stool, “You’re my best friend.” The stool doesn’t answer. Part of the 74 Bar Jokes: The 2001 “Odyssey & iPod… Read More »2001 Archive: The Bar Stool
2000 Vintage: The Insurance Upgrade
“Does my plan cover the new millennium?” “Only the first six months. After that, survival is an optional add-on.” Part of the 58 Doctor Jokes:… Read More »2000 Vintage: The Insurance Upgrade
1999 Archive: The Spreadsheet Rows
Why did the accountant cheer? He finally reached the “end” of an Excel sheet (and it took all day). Part of the 77 Office Groaners:… Read More »1999 Archive: The Spreadsheet Rows
1998 Classic: The Glue
I’m a handyman. I’m sticking to my guns. Part of the 73 Classic Punny One-Liners: The 1998 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified