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1999 Archive: The Spreadsheet Rows

 Why did the accountant cheer? He finally reached the “end” of an Excel sheet (and it took all day).

Part of the 77 Office Groaners: The 1999 “End of the World” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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@GameBoy_Color11/21/1999 01:54Brilliant! Like playing in full color for the first time.
@Full_House_Lover02/20/1996 00:15You got it, dude! Hilarious.
@Twin_Peaks_Coffee12/04/2013 12:47A damn fine cup of coffee and a damn fine joke!
@Charmed_Ones08/23/2005 23:12The power of three... laughs!
@Silicon_Valley_Fan03/18/1995 23:38This joke is worth a billion dollar valuation.
@Big_Lebowski_Dude09/01/1998 22:11The Dude abides... this joke.
@Res_Dogs_MrPink08/17/2005 15:00I don’t tip, but I do laugh!
@Jackass_Johnny03/01/1997 02:07Don’t try this at home... the laughter is too intense!
@Streamer_Pro_9901/08/2014 17:19Thanks for the donation and the joke!

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