The church treasurer gasping loudly in the middle of a meeting upon discovering that replacing the burned-out bulb in the sanctuary’s digital projector costs more… Read More »2010 Archive: The Digital Projector Bulb Panic
Why was the beginning so mean? Because Pixar realized they could save money on the rest of the movie if they just destroyed the audience’s… Read More »2009 Archive: The Up Tears
I’m “soft.” Part of the 199 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Avatar & Bitcoin Dawn (2009) archive. Historically Verified
I tried one at the mall; I fell over in 4 seconds. Kevin James makes it look easy. Part of the 68 Observational One-Liners: The… Read More »2009 Archive: The Paul Blart Segway
I’m “beating.” Part of the 199 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Avatar & Bitcoin Dawn (2009) archive. Historically Verified
Why was the employee so happy? He could “pin” his favorite games… I mean, “work tools” to the bottom of the screen. Part of the… Read More »2009 Legacy: The Windows 7 Taskbar
I went to a ‘Pandemic Expert.’ He was just a guy with a webcam and a basement full of bottled water. Part of the 59… Read More »2009 Archive: The Specialist
Why so much netting? Because the red carpet looked like a high-speed collision between a bridal shop and a fishing boat. Part of the 36… Read More »2009 Classic: Worst Dressed (The 2009 Tulle Crisis)
“This bulb is, like, the rarest wattage ever, man.” Part of the 63 Light Bulb Jokes: 2008 – The Dark Knight Rises archive. Historically Verified
The theater kids refusing to clear the cafeteria because they were too busy rehearsing the fully synchronized choreography for the new movie release. Part of… Read More »2008 Legacy: The High School Musical 3 Fever
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