2009 Vintage: The Heart

I’m “beating.”

🔥 Top 10: The Punny One-Liner Archive (1995-2025)

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@Sidekick_User08/25/1995 14:59Just flipped my phone open to show my friends!

@ICQ_Flower10/26/1999 17:20The green petal is glowing! New joke!

@Y2K_Bug_Hunter07/22/2003 10:50The only bug I found today was a laughing bug!

@Dial_Up_King08/20/2004 02:38Loading... 50%... 75%... HA! Worth the wait.

@Mr_Blonde_Dance01/14/2003 03:14Stuck in the middle with you... laughing.

@Prestige_World_W02/04/2001 16:47Boats ’n Hoes! (And jokes).

@Brennan_Huff_X10/03/2009 06:06I have the voice of an angel... and the laugh of a hyena.

@Boxxy_Queen07/14/2004 01:54I’m not trolling, this is actually hilarious!