2021 Vintage: The Pulse Ox 2

“My oxygen is 99%.” “Great, now put the device down and go for a walk.”

🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025

"Doctor, I keep forgetting my 'Life-Cloud' login." "That’s okay, ...read more »

"I'm eating 'Synthesized Protein'." "So... fake meat?" "No, it's ...read more »

In 2015, the medical world officially moved onto the wrist with t...read more »

I had a video call with my doctor. He was so polite and on time t...read more »

"Is this pill 'Smart'?" "It’s smarter than the doctor who prescri...read more »

A painful lesson in following the doctor's orders."Doctor, will I...read more »

In 2003, medical humor was dominated by the irony of living in a ...read more »

In 2004, medical humor reflected a world becoming increasingly "c...read more »

A clever way to find out who’s really listening at home.A man thi...read more »

"Doctor, I'm dying." "Don't worry, we’ve already backed you up to...read more »

A doctor and a lawyer are talking at a party. Their conversation ...read more »

The hidden costs of waking up after a long nap.I got a bill for $...read more »

"This might hurt." "My teeth?" "No, the fact that I’m 'Syncing' t...read more »

The only medicine that actually tastes good."Doctor, I have a sha...read more »

@Full_House_Lover01/01/2004 01:20You got it, dude! Hilarious.

@DotCom_Survivor05/18/2015 02:55I lost my stocks but I kept my sense of humor.

@Bluetooth_Bot01/03/2002 14:14Pairing... Connected... Laughing!

@Kazaa_Leecher03/05/2005 00:20I downloaded this joke in under a minute!

@Karate_Kid_Wax02/08/2001 05:18Wax on, wax off... laugh on, laugh off.

@Hansel_So_Hot06/23/1997 17:19That Hansel... he’s so hot right now. Just like this joke.

@Me_Gusta_Face10/05/2003 19:28Me Gusta this joke. Very much.