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2002 Archive: The Duty Free Toblerone

 Why was it so big? Because 2002 logic said that if you’re using Euros, you might as well buy 2 kilos of honey-almond nougat.

Part of the 50 Travel Jokes: The 2002 “Euro Cash & Spider-Man” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Msdos_Commander02/27/2004 18:12C:>RUN JOKE.EXE... Results: HIGHLY FUNNY.
@Floppy_Disk_Hero09/20/2008 19:12I’m saving this text file to my 3.5" diskette.
@X-Gen_Mark04/04/2002 06:42This is exactly the kind of humor we needed in the 90s.
@Kazaa_Leecher11/06/2004 10:07I downloaded this joke in under a minute!
@Cipher_Steak12/09/2015 22:33Ignorance is bliss, but this joke is better.
@Big_Lebowski_Dude08/18/2004 15:14The Dude abides... this joke.
@Jackie_Brown_Fan01/11/2003 02:17Smooth joke, very smooth.
@Beavis_Cornholio05/02/2012 11:13I need TP for my bunghole! And more jokes!
@Daria_Morg09/19/2001 15:54My goal is to not smile. I failed. This is funny.
@Cloud_Computing10/24/2008 07:36Storing my laughs in the cloud.

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