2013 Vintage: The Best Cinematography
Why did Claudio Miranda win for Life of Pi? Because he managed to film a movie that was 90% water without getting the audience seasick.… Read More »2013 Vintage: The Best Cinematography
2012 Vintage: The Brave Broom
Why did the broom go to the party? It wanted to sweep everyone off their feet. Part of the 44 Original Dad Jokes: The 2012… Read More »2012 Vintage: The Brave Broom
2012 Vintage: The London Olympics Hype
Why was the pool party so “Centennial”? Because we were all practicing our “Usain Bolt pose” every time we jumped into the water. Part of… Read More »2012 Vintage: The London Olympics Hype
2012 Classic: The Looper Fan
They don’t change the bulb; they just send a new one back in time from 30 years in the future. Part of the 73 Light… Read More »2012 Classic: The Looper Fan
2012 Vintage: The Lab Result
“You’re 5% blood, 95% ‘Curiosity’.” Part of the 62 Doctor Jokes: The 2012 “Maya Apocalypse & Mars Rover” Edition archive. Historically Verified
2011 Archive: The Alex
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Alex. / Alex who? / Alex-plain the ending of the movie later! Part of the 35 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes:… Read More »2011 Archive: The Alex
2010 Archive: The Black Swan Dancer
One, but they’ll lose their mind trying to be the “perfect” 60-watt. Part of the 53 Light Bulb Jokes: 2010 – The Inception of the… Read More »2010 Archive: The Black Swan Dancer
2010 Legacy: The Toy Story 3 Premiere
Why did it make grown men cry? Because they realized that like Andy’s toys, their 2008 campaign buttons were being moved to the attic. Part… Read More »2010 Legacy: The Toy Story 3 Premiere
2010 Vintage: The Salt Running
Why Angelina Jolie? For a movie that proved she could outrun an entire government agency while wearing a series of increasingly suspicious wigs. Part of… Read More »2010 Vintage: The Salt Running
2010 Legacy: The TSA Full-Body Scanner
Why was the traveler so “exposed”? Because 2010 was the year we all had to decide between a “pat-down” or a “virtual X-ray” that saw… Read More »2010 Legacy: The TSA Full-Body Scanner