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1998 Vintage: The Furby Contraband

Why did the principal ban the new robotic toys? Because five of them woke up inside a dark locker during a science test and started speaking fluent “Furbish” in terrifying synchronization.

Part of the 33 School & Teacher Jokes: The 1998 “Furby Invasion, Britney Spears & iMac G3” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Pentium_Power05/31/1995 14:53My processor can barely handle this much humor!
@Sum41_Skater03/17/2002 09:06In too deep with this humor. Hilarious!
@Daria_Morg06/23/2003 09:54My goal is to not smile. I failed. This is funny.
@Transformers_OP03/24/1995 13:54Jokes are more than meets the eye!
@Gremlins_Gizmo05/24/2011 15:11Don’t feed the jokes after midnight!
@Ancient_Aliens_G01/20/1996 09:35I’m not saying it’s aliens... but it’s aliens.

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