Why were people angry? Because the banks took the bailout money, paid back the loans, and then threw a party while everyone else was eating… Read More »2009 Legacy: The $10 Million Goldman Sachs Bonuses
Why was Europe getting ready? Because they were tired of losing and started planning a “Miracle at Medinah” years in advance. Part of the 53… Read More »2009 Legacy: The Ryder Cup Prep
I’m “smooth.” Part of the 199 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Avatar & Bitcoin Dawn (2009) archive. Historically Verified
I’ve been waiting for my prescription so long that the pharmaceutical company went bankrupt, was bailed out, and merged with a bank. Part of the… Read More »2008 Legacy: The Pharmacy Wait
Why was it still “Ongoing”? Because “We don’t know how to leave without it looking like a movie ending” was the unofficial policy. Part of… Read More »2008 Classic: The “Mission” Status
Why did they have so much room for activities? Because in 2008, Will Ferrell and John C. Reilly proved that 40 is the new 14.… Read More »2008 Archive: Step Brothers
Why was it in the box? To prove that the military can take a fancy French dish and turn it into something that tastes like… Read More »2007 Legacy: The MRE “Ratatouille”
I’m “oriented” by GPS (eventually). Part of the 177 Classic Punny One-Liners: The iPhone & Hashtag Edition (2007) archive. Historically Verified
“Breakfast of Champions and iPhone early adopters.” Part of the 78 Bar Jokes: The 2007 “iPhone & Mad Men” Edition archive. Historically Verified
Why were we talking to insects? Because Jerry Seinfeld convinced us that bees have feelings and might sue us if we swat them away from… Read More »2007 Legacy: The Bee Movie Memes
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