I’m “smooth.”
Part of the 199 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Avatar & Bitcoin Dawn (2009) archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Alert("HA HA HA HA!");
Dead or alive, you’re laughing with me.
Am I the only one who gives a damn about the rules of comedy?
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Deal with it. This is gold.