2007 Legacy: The MRE “Ratatouille”

Why was it in the box? To prove that the military can take a fancy French dish and turn it into something that tastes like a wet cardboard box.

🔥 Top 10: The Military Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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@Independence_Day06/03/2000 00:48Welcome to Earth! Enjoy the humor.

@Cast_Away_Wilson12/09/2004 04:26WIIIIILSOOOOON! Look at this joke!

@Msdos_Expert11/09/2008 03:49DIR /W /P... found the joke directory!

@Big_Snatch_Boris06/01/2002 22:49Heavy is good. Heavy is funny.

@Cal_Naughton_Jr12/16/2002 20:17The magic man... is laughing!

@Chain_Mail_Hater12/05/2005 18:50I didn’t forward this to 10 people, but I still got a laugh!

@Rick_Roller_0704/03/2000 16:55Never gonna give you up... but I will give you a laugh!

@Rocket_Jumper10/29/1995 10:21This humor took me to new heights!