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2009 Legacy: The $10 Million Goldman Sachs Bonuses

Why were people angry? Because the banks took the bailout money, paid back the loans, and then threw a party while everyone else was eating store-brand cereal.

Part of the 34 Politicians Jokes: The 2009 “Inaugurations & Innovations” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@ICQ_Flower03/15/1998 04:45The green petal is glowing! New joke!
@The_Mask_Smokin04/21/2015 21:55P-A-R-T-Y? Because I’m laughing!
@Matrix_Rebel08/28/2001 05:40I chose the red pill and I ended up here. No regrets.
@Seinfeld_Fan_Club03/21/2004 13:56A joke about nothing? Love it!
@Beavis_Butthead11/01/2015 19:16Heh heh... heh heh... that was cool.
@Keyboard_Warrior05/15/1998 02:21F5... F5... F5... More jokes please!
@SoundBlaster_AWE11/06/2001 01:20Crystal clear MIDI humor.
@Mr_Blonde_Dance01/20/1995 15:24Stuck in the middle with you... laughing.
@Get_Flash_Player05/26/2015 13:33Missing plugin? No, just missing more jokes!
@Evolution_Dance11/08/1995 14:59The history of humor in one post.

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