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I can’t walk through a grocery store without seeing a ten-year-old swinging their arms like a malfunctioning windmill. It’s not a dance; it’s a physical… Read More »2018 Vintage: The Fortnite “Floss” Dance
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Why Frances McDormand? For a performance so fierce it made every small-town police chief in America want to go on a very long vacation. Part… Read More »2017 Archive: The Three Billboards Anger
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