Why Calm Down by Kathy Griffin? Because she’s the only person who can get banned from a network and win a Grammy in the same year.
Part of the 39 Grammy Jokes: The 2014 “Get Lucky & The Robot Overlords” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Grammy Awards Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Classic: Best Remixed Recording
Why the "Espresso" remix? Because even the original wasn't enough...read more »
2025 Legacy: Best Rap Song
Why "Not Like Us"? Because even the voters couldn't stop doing th...read more »
36 Grammy Jokes: The 2011 “The Suburbs & Gaga’s Egg” Edition
In 2011, the 53rd Grammy Awards were the ultimate "Hipster Reveng...read more »
37 Grammy Jokes: The 2021 “Folklore & The Queen’s Coronation” Edition
In 2021, the 63rd Grammy Awards were held outside under a tent wi...read more »
34 Grammy Jokes: The 2007 “Not Ready to Make Nice & Sexy Back” Edition
In 2007, the 49th Grammy Awards were a masterclass in vindication...read more »
36 Grammy Jokes: The 2018 “24K Magic & The Rap Battle” Edition
In 2018, the 60th Grammy Awards were a masterclass in funk, silk ...read more »
2025 Legacy: Best Song Written for Visual Media
Why "What Was I Made For?"? Because Billie Eilish is the only per...read more »
2024 Vintage: Album of the Year
Why Midnights? Because even at 12:00 AM, Taylor Swift is still wo...read more »
2025 Legacy: Sabrina’s Espresso Shot
Why did "Espresso" win Best Pop Solo? Because Sabrina Carpenter b...read more »
2025 Classic: Best Rock Album
Why did the Rolling Stones win for Hackney Diamonds? To remind us...read more »
😜 More from category: The Grammy Awards Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Legacy: Best Musical Theater Album
Why Merrily We Roll Along? Because the Grammys love a Broadway co...read more »
2024 Legacy: Best Pop Duo/Group Performance
Why "Ghost in the Machine"? Because SZA and Phoebe Bridgers are t...read more »
39 Grammy Jokes: The 2019 “This Is America & Shallow Vibes” Edition
In 2019, the 61st Grammy Awards were a turning point. It was the ...read more »
2025 Classic: Kendrick’s "Not Like Us" Sweep
Why did Kendrick Lamar win Record and Song of the Year? Because h...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Welcome to the space jam of jokes! 10/10.
Runs perfectly on my 486 machine.
Reticulating splines... and laughing hard!
Float: left; Laugh: right; Top: tier!
Still fits on a diskette. Efficiency at its best.
Smells like... teen humor. I love it.
The kids aren’t alright, they’re laughing too hard.
A picture is worth a thousand words, but a joke is worth a thousand laughs.
I’m staying right here until I read every joke.
I facepalmed and then I laughed.