Wrapping a thick, electric-wire heating pad around a stiff hip and refusing to move from the armchair until Alex Trebek finishes reading the Final Jeopardy clue.
Part of the 34 Senior & Aging Jokes: The 2017 “Face ID Phobia, Fidget Spinner Frenzy & Remote Control Chaos” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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2025 Vintage: The Mall Walker Dawn Patrol
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Forgot to feed my pet while reading this. RIP.
BWONGGGG! My monitor just vibrated from that laugh.
Seeding this joke for everyone else.
It is inevitable... you will laugh.
I bet I could throw this joke over them mountains.
I’m staying right here until I read every joke.
I’m telling you, it’s hilarious!
Saving the best laugh for last!