2024 Archive: The Theodore
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Theodore. / Theodore who? / Theodore is shut tight! Part of the 49 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2024 Espresso… Read More »2024 Archive: The Theodore
2024 Legacy: The “Lame Duck” Marathon
Why was Biden so busy in December? Because when you have 30 days left, every pen becomes a “Legacy Pen.” Part of the 41 Presidential… Read More »2024 Legacy: The “Lame Duck” Marathon
2023 Vintage: The “Abrams” in Ukraine
Why did the M1 Abrams take so long to arrive? Because the Pentagon had to make sure the “User Manual” was translated into Ukrainian and… Read More »2023 Vintage: The “Abrams” in Ukraine
2022 Archive: The Bus Driver
“Mask up your socket! No, wait, that was last year.” Part of the 51 Light Bulb Jokes: 2022 – The Year of the Multiverse and… Read More »2022 Archive: The Bus Driver
2022 Legacy: The Lion
I’m “pride-ful” of my tech specs. Part of the 112 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Wordle & Maverick Edition (2022) archive. Historically Verified
2022 Vintage: Best Rap Album
Why Call Me If You Get Lost? Because Tyler, The Creator is the only person who can turn a travel vlog into a Grammy-winning rap… Read More »2022 Vintage: Best Rap Album
2021 Legacy: The Ted Lasso Positivity
“I’m being ‘Lasso’ today! Believe!” “I’ll ‘believe’ when you actually clean the gutters like you promised. Optimism doesn’t fix a leaky roof, Ted.” Part of the 55… Read More »2021 Legacy: The Ted Lasso Positivity
2020 Vintage: The Canoe
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Canoe. / Canoe who? / Canoe help me with this home workout? Part of the 44 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes:… Read More »2020 Vintage: The Canoe
2020 Legacy: The “Iron Mask” Burn
Why Jackie Chan and Arnold Schwarzenegger? For a movie where they’re on the poster but only in it for five minutes of very tired fighting.… Read More »2020 Legacy: The “Iron Mask” Burn
2019 Archive: The “Bio-Metric” Fail
Why did the scanner reject the Sergeant? Because it couldn’t recognize a face that had been in a “PowerPoint Briefing” for six hours straight. Part… Read More »2019 Archive: The “Bio-Metric” Fail