Why did the M1 Abrams take so long to arrive? Because the Pentagon had to make sure the “User Manual” was translated into Ukrainian and that the tank didn’t come with the “Secret Sauce” armor that only the U.S. is allowed to use.
Part of the 36 Military Jokes: The 2023 “FPV Frenzy & Wagner’s Road Trip” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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