2022 Legacy: The Lion

I’m “pride-ful” of my tech specs.

🔥 Top 10: The Punny One-Liner Archive (1995-2025)

I’ll "never" forget the reload.Part of the 124 Classic Punny One...read more »

I’m "buzzing" with every vibration.Part of the 124 Classic Punny...read more »

In 2023, the line between human and machine became as thin as a s...read more »

The world was on the edge of its seat in 1999. While Prince was f...read more »

I’m "transparent."Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liners: The ...read more »

The decade ended with a blue tint and a lot of drama. While James...read more »

I’m "spilling" the secrets of the reload.Part of the 124 Classic...read more »

I’m "working" on my digital legacy.Part of the 124 Classic Punny...read more »

I’ve got a "juicy" gossip from the future.Part of the 124 Classi...read more »

The clocks struck midnight, and to everyone’s surprise, the plane...read more »

Welcome to 1998 – the year Google was founded in a garage, the iM...read more »

I’m "changing" my mental frequency.Part of the 124 Classic Punny...read more »

I’m "sharing" my consciousness.Part of the 124 Classic Punny One...read more »

I’m "stuck" on a high-speed data loop.Part of the 124 Classic Pu...read more »

@ICQ_Master9905/12/2013 00:01Uh-oh! Adding this to my status message right now.

@Married_With_Kids04/02/2009 05:48Better than a day at the shoe store, Al!

@Dr_Evil_Pinky12/03/2004 06:56One billion... laughs!

@Prestige_World_W06/24/2011 20:02Boats ’n Hoes! (And jokes).

@Mocking_Sponge05/29/2005 06:43mOcKiNg SpOnGeBoB sAyS tHiS iS fUnNy.

@Web_Counter_9902/13/2009 00:43I’m visitor number 1,234,567! Lucky me!

@Homestar_Runner01/24/2015 01:55That’s a real terrific joke, Coach Z!