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2019 Vintage: The Smartwatch Pulpit Hijack

Watching the assistant pastor attempt to read his Sunday homily off a sleek new smartwatch, only for his wrist to flash brightly and vibrate continuously with push notifications from a sports app throughout the sermon.

Part of the 39 Religious Jokes: The 2019 “Wireless Streaming, Smart Pews & Modern Fellowship” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Gladiator_Maximus03/10/2013 14:56Are you not entertained? Because I am!
@Flash_Player_Fan03/23/2004 08:50Wait for the animation to load... oh wait, it is just text. Still funny!
@Steve-O_Wild12/21/2004 00:27Yeah dude! That was a crazy one!
@CatDog_Alone05/13/2011 05:59One fine day with a woof and a purr... we laughed!
@Heathers_Winona09/15/2005 07:59Greetings and salutations! Very funny.
@PeanutButter_J01/15/2014 09:40It’s peanut butter jelly time! Where he at?
@Shoes_Kelly_Fan09/09/2010 20:38OMG! Shoes! OMG! Jokes!
@Facepalm_Master02/13/2011 01:33I facepalmed and then I laughed.
@Hashtag_Master08/05/2011 23:23#funny #joke #retro #90s

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