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2013 Vintage: The Best Cinematography

Why did Claudio Miranda win for Life of Pi? Because he managed to film a movie that was 90% water without getting the audience seasick.

Part of the 43 Oscars Jokes: The 2013 “Argo, J-Law’s Trip & The Day-Lewis Hat Trick” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Oscars Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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2025 Legacy: The Best International Feature
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Hotmail_Original11/11/2015 18:40Sent this to 10 friends via chain mail. Sorry!
@OfficeWorker_9909/21/2006 00:53I printed this joke and put it on the breakroom fridge!
@Simpson_Quotes12/27/2015 16:40D’oh! Why didn’t I think of that joke?
@Incredibles_Dash01/18/2005 21:53That was super fast and super funny!
@Linux_Distro_User08/05/2003 23:29Compiled this from source. 10/10.
@Total_Recall_Fan05/28/2002 19:36Get your ass to Mars! And take this joke!
@Bill_Ted_Excell09/02/2011 18:01Be excellent to each other! And party on, dudes!
@Reddit_Original02/26/1996 05:31The front page of the internet... in 1999!
@CounterStrike_Pro02/20/2011 04:02Boom! Headshot! This joke is a direct hit!
@Leet_Speaker_7711/16/1997 23:397h15 15 v3ry funny! 10v3 17!

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