Why did Claudio Miranda win for Life of Pi? Because he managed to film a movie that was 90% water without getting the audience seasick.
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🔥 Top 10: The Oscars Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2024 Archive: The Best Picture Win
Why did the bomb win? Because the Academy decided that "Serious C...read more »
2024 Legacy: The Al Pacino "Best Picture" Reveal
Why did he just mumble the winner? Because when you’re Scarface, ...read more »
2024 Vintage: Robert Downey Jr.’s Redemption
Why was his win so iconic? Because he went from the "bad boy" of ...read more »
41 Oscars Jokes: The 2016 “Leo’s Bear, Mad Max & Spotlight’s Surprise” Edition
In 2016, the 88th Academy Awards felt like a collective sigh of r...read more »
2024 Classic: The Kate McKinnon "Dinosaur" Bit
Why did she talk about Steven Spielberg? To remind him that she’s...read more »
2025 Archive: The Best Original Score
Why did Hans Zimmer win (again)? Because he’s the only man who ca...read more »
2025 Vintage: Paul Mescal’s "Shorts" Legacy
Why was everyone looking at his legs? To see if he brought the 1s...read more »
39 Oscars Jokes: The 2001 “Gladiator, Julia’s Laugh & Björk’s Swan Dive” Edition
In 2001, the 73rd Academy Awards took us from the Roman Colosseum...read more »
40 Oscars Jokes: The 2009 “Slumdog, Wolverine & Heath’s Legacy” Edition
In 2009, the 81st Academy Awards decided to put on a show that wa...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Best International Feature
Why did Emilia Pérez win? Because France reminded us that a Spani...read more »
😜 More from category: The Oscars Joke Archive: 1995–2025
41 Oscars Jokes: The 2024 “Oppenheimer, Naked Cena & I’m Just Ken” Edition
In 2024, the 96th Academy Awards proved that the only thing more ...read more »
2024 Classic: The Best Documentary Short
Why did The Last Repair Shop win? Because a movie about people fi...read more »
39 Oscars Jokes: The 2008 “No Country, Milkshakes & Marion’s Shock” Edition
In 2008, the 80th Academy Awards barely escaped the writers' stri...read more »
2024 Classic: The 2024 Final Oscars Vibe
Why was it a "Classic" year? Because it was the night the "Barben...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Sent this to 10 friends via chain mail. Sorry!
I printed this joke and put it on the breakroom fridge!
D’oh! Why didn’t I think of that joke?
That was super fast and super funny!
Compiled this from source. 10/10.
Get your ass to Mars! And take this joke!
Be excellent to each other! And party on, dudes!
The front page of the internet... in 1999!
Boom! Headshot! This joke is a direct hit!
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