1998 Classic: The Surgeon’s Hobby
My surgeon is a big golfer. He tried to put my hip replacement with a 9-iron. Part of the 61 Doctor Jokes: The 1998 “Blue… Read More »1998 Classic: The Surgeon’s Hobby
1998 Classic: The Car Trip
We drove to the Grand Canyon. She said it was “a bit much.” Part of the 71 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 1998 “Star Wars & Search… Read More »1998 Classic: The Car Trip
1998 Legacy: The Cable Modem
Why was the neighbor jealous? The office had a dedicated line and didn’t have to disconnect the phone to check the news. Part of the… Read More »1998 Legacy: The Cable Modem
1996 Archive: The Alan Shearer Record
Why did Newcastle pay £15 million? Because Shearer scored goals as easily as breathing, and Manchester United fans couldn’t believe they got outbid by a… Read More »1996 Archive: The Alan Shearer Record
1996 Classic: John Travolta (Phenomenon)
Why did he have telekinesis? Because in 1996, Hollywood decided that after Pulp Fiction, Travolta was basically a god who could move pencils with his mind.… Read More »1996 Classic: John Travolta (Phenomenon)
1996 Archive: Tamagotchi
Why was the teenager crying during the main course? It wasn’t the onions—it’s just that she forgot to feed her virtual pet during the prayer,… Read More »1996 Archive: Tamagotchi
1996 Legacy: The Bartender’s Advice
“Never trust a man who drinks a warm beer in a cold glass.” Part of the 64 Bar Jokes: The 1996 “Microbrewery & Martini Mania”… Read More »1996 Legacy: The Bartender’s Advice
1995 Classic: The Confession
A man goes to confession and tells the priest, “Father, I’ve had an affair with a beautiful 25-year-old woman.” The priest asks, “How many times?”… Read More »1995 Classic: The Confession