2007 Vintage: The “Clumsy” Fergie
She’s still spelling things, and she’s still falling in love. It’s a consistent brand. Part of the 62 Observational One-Liners: The 2007 Tech & Tumble… Read More »2007 Vintage: The “Clumsy” Fergie
2007 Archive: The Bee Movie Part 2
“Ya like jazz?” “No, I like silence and the fact that the kids are finally asleep.” Part of the 52 Adult Jokes: The 2007 “Touchscreens & Total… Read More »2007 Archive: The Bee Movie Part 2
2007 Legacy: The Muse “HAARP”
Why the Wembley Stadium satellites? For Matt Bellamy proving that his band was now officially too big for this planet. Part of the 40 Musician… Read More »2007 Legacy: The Muse “HAARP”
2006 Vintage: The 24 Redemption
Why did it finally win Best Drama? Because after 120 hours of torture, explosions, and no bathroom breaks, the Academy finally gave Jack Bauer a… Read More »2006 Vintage: The 24 Redemption
2005 Classic: The Cheese
I’m “grating” on my coworkers. Part of the 150 Classic Punny One-Liners: The YouTube & Dunder Mifflin Edition (2005) archive. Historically Verified
2004 Vintage: The Indian Ocean Tsunami
Why was the end of the year so heartbreaking? Because it proved that nature doesn’t care about geopolitics, borders, or which side of the “War… Read More »2004 Vintage: The Indian Ocean Tsunami
2004 Vintage: The Optimist
“Now I have an excuse to go to bed early!” Part of the 72 Light Bulb Jokes: 2004 – The Social Network Spark archive. Historically… Read More »2004 Vintage: The Optimist
2004 Classic: The Gmail Storage
Why were lawyers excited about “1GB of storage” in Gmail? Because they could finally save every single “cc” email from a client and bill for… Read More »2004 Classic: The Gmail Storage
2004 Legacy: The Orange Revolution
Why was Ukraine suddenly the most “colorful” place on Earth? Because Viktor Yushchenko and his supporters proved that if you wear enough orange scarves, you… Read More »2004 Legacy: The Orange Revolution
2002 Legacy: The Fire
I’m a match. I’m just “sparkling.” Part of the 112 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Euro-Spider Edition (2002) archive. Historically Verified