2002 Vintage: The 8 Mile
A guy starts rapping his complaints about the wings. The bartender says, “You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to pay.” Part… Read More »2002 Vintage: The 8 Mile
2002 Legacy: The Fire
I’m a match. I’m just “sparkling.” Part of the 112 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Euro-Spider Edition (2002) archive. Historically Verified
2002 Classic: The xXx Action Star
One, but they do it while snowboarding off a skyscraper. Part of the 73 Light Bulb Jokes: 2002 – The Heroic Glow archive. Historically Verified
2002 Vintage: The Battery
I’m feeling positive about this new currency. Part of the 112 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Euro-Spider Edition (2002) archive. Historically Verified
2001 Legacy: The Steve Martin Opener
Why was Steve Martin the perfect host? Because he’s the only man who can insult the entire front row and make them feel like they… Read More »2001 Legacy: The Steve Martin Opener
2000 Vintage: The Witness Credibility
Why did the lawyer call a “Magic 8-Ball” to the stand? It was more reliable than the dot-com’s financial projections. Part of the 52 Lawyer… Read More »2000 Vintage: The Witness Credibility
2000 Vintage: The Plastic
I’m a mannequin. I’m just “posed.” Part of the 91 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Y2K Survivor Edition (2000) archive. Historically Verified
2000 Vintage: The Britney Spears “Oops!… I Did It Again” Victory
Why the red latex? Because Britney proved she wasn’t a one-hit wonder and officially claimed the pop throne, playing with every fan’s heart like it… Read More »2000 Vintage: The Britney Spears “Oops!… I Did It Again” Victory
1999 Archive: The Euro Launch
“I’m like the new Euro currency.” “Valuable?” “No, I’m confusing to use and nobody in England wants anything to do with me.” Part of the… Read More »1999 Archive: The Euro Launch
1999 Classic: The Doris
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Doris. / Doris who? / Doris locked, don’t let the bug get in! Part of the 48 Classic Knock-Knock… Read More »1999 Classic: The Doris