2000 Vintage: The Plastic

I’m a mannequin. I’m just “posed.”

🔥 Top 10: The Punny One-Liner Archive (1995-2025)

I’m "breath-taking" in 16K.Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Lin...read more »

2017 was a year of constant motion. Whether it was the literal sp...read more »

Welcome to 1996 – the year of the Macarena, the launch of eBay (a...read more »

2018 was the year of the "Victory Royale" and the "Emotional Dama...read more »

I’m "earning" my stripes.Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liner...read more »

I’m "beaming" with joy over the tech-boom.Part of the 124 Classi...read more »

I’m in the "limelight" of the web.Part of the 124 Classic Punny ...read more »

I "need" more space in my neural cloud.Part of the 124 Classic P...read more »

In 2011, we started talking to our phones and they actually start...read more »

2003 was the year we learned that "fish are friends, not food." W...read more »

I’ve got a "juicy" gossip from the future.Part of the 124 Classi...read more »

I’m thinking about a pun right now, and my toaster just laughed....read more »

I’m "clicking" with the 6G network.Part of the 124 Classic Punny...read more »

I’m "infecting" the metaverse with 2025 humor.Part of the 124 Cl...read more »

@SouthPark_Stan05/12/2002 19:04Oh my god, they killed me with laughter!

@Scanner_Darkly05/24/2008 19:25I’m scanning this into my brain forever.

@Rewritable_CD08/27/2010 02:45I’m burning this joke to a CD-RW.

@Big_Lebowski_Dude03/27/2009 01:39The Dude abides... this joke.

@Friday_Rebecca09/04/2008 06:26Yesterday was Thursday, today is joke day!

@Safari_Surfer03/22/1999 04:16A wild laugh appeared!