2011 Archive: The Midnight in Paris Dream

I want to walk through Paris and meet Hemingway, but I’ll probably just meet a mime and a tourist trap.

🔥 Top 10: The Observational One-Liner Archive (1995-2025)

I’ve spent the whole year analyzing a single frame of a trailer ...read more »

Fire and Ash: We’re back on Pandora. Again. It’s still blue, but ...read more »

A tiny orange box that is supposed to replace my phone. It curre...read more »

Paul Mescal vs. a rhino. 2024 is the year we finally went back t...read more »

I’m working late because I’m a singer? No, Sabrina, I’m working ...read more »

Everyone is wearing glasses that record everything. I’ve started...read more »

I just watched a video of my boss giving me a raise, but the lig...read more »

My smart fridge just locked me out because I’ve reached my "satu...read more »

Sci-fi, crime, and a lot of tension. 2025 is a "prestige-genre" ...read more »

Is somebody gonna match my freak? Probably not, Tinashe, I’m cur...read more »

Someone I know just took a "high-altitude" flight. They’re not a...read more »

I’m eating a tomato that was grown 4 feet from where I’m sitting...read more »

Step into 2020 – the year of the Zoom fatigue, the Animal Crossin...read more »

Someone just controlled a computer with their brain. I still can...read more »

@Java_Applet_User03/20/2006 13:56This joke is more portable than a Java app!

@Step_Brothers_B01/27/2008 18:28Did we just become best friends? Yup!

@Dale_Doback_Fan01/13/2005 16:27Don’t touch my drum set! I’m reading!

@Loituma_Girl09/26/2006 14:31Spinning my leek and laughing at this!

@Rick_Roller_0710/04/2006 06:03Never gonna give you up... but I will give you a laugh!

@Friendster_Ghost02/05/2001 12:01Remember me? I’m still laughing.

@GL_HF_Runner12/08/2010 16:02Good Luck, Have Fun... and read jokes!

@Leeroy_Jenkins04/06/2013 07:46At least I have chicken... and this joke!