1999 Archive: The Jean van de Velde Meltdown
Why was he standing in a creek? Because he only needed a double-bogey to win the British Open, but he decided to take a bath… Read More »1999 Archive: The Jean van de Velde Meltdown
1999 Archive: The DVD-RAM
Why did the tech guy buy it? He wanted to show he was “more advanced” than a regular DVD user. Part of the 77 Office… Read More »1999 Archive: The DVD-RAM
1998 Legacy: The Duty Free Toblerone
Why was it so big? Because in 1998, we measured the success of a trip by the weight of the giant chocolate bar we brought… Read More »1998 Legacy: The Duty Free Toblerone
1997 Vintage: The Compass
I’m a scout. I’m just pointing things out. Part of the 62 Classic Punny One-Liners: The 1997 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified
1997 Classic: Fidel Castro and the Pope
Why did the Pope visit Cuba? Because after 40 years of Communism, Fidel figured a little “divine intervention” might be the only way to fix… Read More »1997 Classic: Fidel Castro and the Pope
1997 Vintage: The Shaquille Carry-over
Why was Steel nominated? Because Shaq proved that if a genie role doesn’t work, maybe a guy in a suit made of scrap metal will (spoiler: it… Read More »1997 Vintage: The Shaquille Carry-over
1996 Classic: JNCO Jeans
Why were the legs three feet wide? Because in 1996, fashion meant wearing enough denim to provide shelter for a family of four. Part of… Read More »1996 Classic: JNCO Jeans
1996 Archive: The Alanis Morissette
My wife is listening to Jagged Little Pill on repeat. I’ve never been more careful about where I leave my dirty socks. Part of the 55 Marriage… Read More »1996 Archive: The Alanis Morissette
1995 Vintage: The Police
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Police. / Police who? / Police let me in, it’s raining! Part of the 51 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The… Read More »1995 Vintage: The Police
1995 Classic: The “Special” Mention
Why Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls? Because some felt talking through your butt-cheeks was one bridge too far, even for Jim Carrey. Part of the… Read More »1995 Classic: The “Special” Mention