1996 Classic: JNCO Jeans

Why were the legs three feet wide? Because in 1996, fashion meant wearing enough denim to provide shelter for a family of four.

🔥 Top 10: 1995-2005 Classic Joke Archive

Why were we yelling at our clans? Because before Discord, we had...read more »

Why were we watching Lost on a 2-inch screen? Because the future...read more »

Why were we "digging" the news? Because before Reddit took over ...read more »

Why did the Game Boy have two screens? Because Nintendo decided ...read more »

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In 2004, the internet officially became a place where we lived, n...read more »

Why did the outside world become empty? Because Blizzard turned ...read more »

Why were PC gamers mad? Because Valve told us we had to install ...read more »

Why was Mexico sad? Because the original bug finally stopped pro...read more »

Why were we all so "goth" for a month? Because that song was the...read more »

Why were we so confused? Because J.J. Abrams put a polar bear on...read more »

Why was it still there? Because no matter how much "NT Technolog...read more »

Why was everyone talking about a "wardrobe malfunction"? Because...read more »

In 1997, the world decided that three hours of a sinking boat was...read more »

@The_Real_Morpheus06/29/2006 05:24What if I told you... this is the funniest thing online?

@USB_Pioneer05/12/2012 01:34Plug and Play laughter!

@Firewire_Fan04/17/2013 02:23Transferring laughs at high speeds.

@Keyboard_Cat_P09/13/2015 22:36Play him off! (The bad jokes, not this one).

@Lag_Victim_0101/09/2001 14:06I... laughed... with... a... bit... of... lag!

@Boxxy_Queen02/20/2004 23:49I’m not trolling, this is actually hilarious!

@Android_Bot_9904/30/1998 15:46Beep boop. Humor recognized.