Why was everything a conspiracy? Because this game predicted a future of pandemics, global surveillance, and secret societies—and we all thought, “Wow, good thing this is just a game!”
Part of the 34 Miscellaneous Jokes: The 2000 “New Dawn & DualShock” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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