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1998 Legacy: The Duty Free Toblerone

 Why was it so big? Because in 1998, we measured the success of a trip by the weight of the giant chocolate bar we brought home.

Part of the 50 Travel Jokes: The 1998 “Search & Survival” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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