2005 Classic: The Guest Room
She says the guest room curtains are “passive-aggressive.” Part of the 59 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2005 “YouTube & Guitar Hero” Edition archive. Historically Verified
2005 Legacy: The Live 8 Concerts
Why were world leaders annoyed by Bob Geldof? Because it’s hard to have a serious meeting about debt relief when 2 billion people are watching… Read More »2005 Legacy: The Live 8 Concerts
2005 Archive: The Narnia Movie Premiere
Why did the White House like it? Because the idea of a “Secret Wardrobe” leading to a better world was exactly what the Communications Team… Read More »2005 Archive: The Narnia Movie Premiere
2005 Vintage: The Laptop Weight
Why was it called “Ultra-Light”? Because it was only 5 pounds (without the 2-pound power brick). Part of the 81 Office Groaners: The 2005 “Michael… Read More »2005 Vintage: The Laptop Weight
2005 Classic: The London 7/7 Bombings
Why was the President so somber? Because it reminded the world that the “War on Terror” didn’t care about the G8’s fancy dinner menu. Part… Read More »2005 Classic: The London 7/7 Bombings
2005 Archive: The Snow
I’m “chilled” out with my new tunes. Part of the 150 Classic Punny One-Liners: The YouTube & Dunder Mifflin Edition (2005) archive. Historically Verified
2004 Classic: The Eminem “Encore” Controversy
Why the “Just Lose It” video? For the year Marshall Mathers decided to poke the MJ hornet’s nest and the world realized he was getting… Read More »2004 Classic: The Eminem “Encore” Controversy
2003 Legacy: The Font
I’m just your “type.” Part of the 125 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Nemo & iTunes Edition (2003) archive. Historically Verified
2003 Archive: The WordPress Launch
Why did the marketing guy stop writing memos? He started a “Blog” and told everyone they had to subscribe to his RSS feed to know… Read More »2003 Archive: The WordPress Launch
2003 Legacy: The Modem
I’m “connecting” at 56k—eventually. Part of the 125 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Nemo & iTunes Edition (2003) archive. Historically Verified