2010 Vintage: The Sleep Study
“You snore in high definition.” Part of the 63 Doctor Jokes: The 2010 “iPad Launch & Obamacare Debate” Edition archive. Historically Verified
2010 Classic: The Graeme McDowell U.S. Open
Why was Northern Ireland the golf capital? Because McDowell won at Pebble Beach, starting a run of “Tiny Country” dominance on the PGA tour. Part… Read More »2010 Classic: The Graeme McDowell U.S. Open
2009 Legacy: The Paper
I’m “writing” history. Part of the 199 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Avatar & Bitcoin Dawn (2009) archive. Historically Verified
2009 Legacy: The Google Maps “Street View” Privacy
Why did the employee wear a mask? He heard the “Google Van” was coming to document his “smoke break.” Part of the 72 Office Groaners:… Read More »2009 Legacy: The Google Maps “Street View” Privacy
2009 Legacy: The Manchester United to Real Madrid Transfer
Why did Real Madrid pay $130 million? Because they wanted Cristiano Ronaldo and his hair products to lead the second “Galacticos” era. Part of the… Read More »2009 Legacy: The Manchester United to Real Madrid Transfer
2008 Classic: Mamma Mia! (The Movie)
Why were the parents singing ABBA? Because Meryl Streep made it cool to have a mid-life crisis on a Greek island while wearing overalls. Part… Read More »2008 Classic: Mamma Mia! (The Movie)
2007 Archive: The Megatron
She watched Transformers and said Megatron was “misunderstood.” She says she identifies with anyone who has to deal with “inferior technology.” Part of the 55 Mother-in-Law Jokes:… Read More »2007 Archive: The Megatron
2007 Classic: The Identity
“I don’t know who I am.” “Check your ‘About Me’ section.” Part of the 71 Doctor Jokes: The 2007 “iPhone Launch & WebMD Anxiety” Edition… Read More »2007 Classic: The Identity
2006 Archive: The Depression
“I feel like a 56k modem in a DSL world.” Part of the 68 Doctor Jokes: The 2006 “Twitter Launch & Wii-hab” Edition archive. Historically… Read More »2006 Archive: The Depression
2006 Legacy: Best Contemporary R&B Album
Why The Emancipation of Mimi? Because Mariah finally broke free from the 90s and into a room full of trophies. Part of the 39 Grammy… Read More »2006 Legacy: Best Contemporary R&B Album