2019 Archive: The Instagram Likes
They’re hiding them now. I told her I feel free. She said, “I still ‘like’ the fact that you’re doing the dishes tonight.” Part of… Read More »2019 Archive: The Instagram Likes
2018 Classic: The Gal Gadot “Movie Theater” Bit
Why did they go to the cinema next door? To remind the stars that real people eat popcorn and don’t wear $10,000 suits to watch… Read More »2018 Classic: The Gal Gadot “Movie Theater” Bit
2017 Archive: The Graduation
What do you call a lawyer who specialized in “Vine Law” in 2017? “A guy who is now desperately trying to learn what a ‘V-Buck’… Read More »2017 Archive: The Graduation
2017 Legacy: The 2017 Final Vibe
Why was it the “Year of the Boom”? Because from MOABs to Twitter-wars, 2017 was just one long, loud explosion of “New Realities.” Part of… Read More »2017 Legacy: The 2017 Final Vibe
2016 Legacy: The “This is Fine” Dog
Why was the meme on every cubicle wall? Because 2016 was the year the world felt like it was on fire, but we still had… Read More »2016 Legacy: The “This is Fine” Dog
2016 Archive: The Launch of Instagram Stories
Why did it look like Snapchat? Because Facebook decided that “copy-pasting” a competitor’s main feature was the best way to make sure we never left… Read More »2016 Archive: The Launch of Instagram Stories
2016 Archive: The Dwayne
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Dwayne. / Dwayne who? / Dwayne the bathtub, it’s 2016! Part of the 42 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2016… Read More »2016 Archive: The Dwayne
2016 Vintage: The 2016 Final Emmy Vibe
Why the “True Stories” year? Because between O.J., Marcia Clark, and the actual election, reality was far more gripping than fiction. Part of the 40… Read More »2016 Vintage: The 2016 Final Emmy Vibe
2015 Vintage: The “What Do You Mean?” Song
Why was the secretary singing Justin Bieber? Because every time the boss gave her instructions, she literally didn’t know “what he meant.” Part of the… Read More »2015 Vintage: The “What Do You Mean?” Song
2015 Legacy: The Bridge of Spies
“I’m a negotiator!” “Negotiate the kids into bed and then we’ll talk about your spy status.” Part of the 56 Adult Jokes: The 2015 “Golden Dress… Read More »2015 Legacy: The Bridge of Spies