2014 Classic: The Ellen Degeneres Oscar Selfie
Why was the White House jealous? Because even with the NSA’s help, they couldn’t get that many A-list celebrities into one frame without a tax… Read More »2014 Classic: The Ellen Degeneres Oscar Selfie
2013 Legacy: The 12 Years a Slave
“This movie is so powerful.” “It’s incredible.” “Is it too early to ask if we can watch a cartoon now? I’m emotionally destroyed.” Part of the 55… Read More »2013 Legacy: The 12 Years a Slave
2013 Legacy: Kelly Clarkson’s Speech
Why was she the favorite? Because she accepted her award by telling Miguel she needed to “record a duet with him immediately” and admitted she… Read More »2013 Legacy: Kelly Clarkson’s Speech
2013 Vintage: The Bastille Fan
“But if you close your eyes… does it almost feel like the bulb isn’t out at all?” Part of the 58 Light Bulb Jokes: 2013… Read More »2013 Vintage: The Bastille Fan
2012 Classic: The Scroll
I’m “rolling” through the doomsday news. Part of the 134 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Apocalypse & Gangnam Style Edition (2012) archive. Historically Verified
2012 Legacy: The Closing Time
“Last call! If the world ends tonight, see you on the other side. If not, see you at 4 PM for happy hour!” Part of… Read More »2012 Legacy: The Closing Time
2011 Classic: The Real Steel Fan
One, but they use a giant remote-controlled robot to screw it in. Part of the 68 Light Bulb Jokes: 2011 – The Blocky Glow archive.… Read More »2011 Classic: The Real Steel Fan
2011 Archive: Best Male Pop Vocal
Why “Just the Way You Are”? Because Bruno Mars officially became the man every girl wanted to date and every guy wanted to sing like.… Read More »2011 Archive: Best Male Pop Vocal
2010 Legacy: The King’s Speech
A guy tries to order a drink but stutters. The bartender says, “Take your time, Your Majesty, the beer isn’t going anywhere.” Part of the… Read More »2010 Legacy: The King’s Speech
2010 Classic: The Graeme McDowell U.S. Open
Why was Northern Ireland the golf capital? Because McDowell won at Pebble Beach, starting a run of “Tiny Country” dominance on the PGA tour. Part… Read More »2010 Classic: The Graeme McDowell U.S. Open