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1999 Archive: The Jean van de Velde Meltdown

Why was he standing in a creek? Because he only needed a double-bogey to win the British Open, but he decided to take a bath instead.

Part of the 54 Sports Jokes: The 1999 “Triple Crowns & Millennium Fever” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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@T9_Texter12/10/1996 14:034-2-4-2-2! (H-A-H-A-A)
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