2000 Classic: The Icon
I’m a legend. I’m just a small image of myself. Part of the 91 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Y2K Survivor Edition (2000) archive. Historically Verified
1999 Classic: The “Steal My Sunshine” Vibe
This song is just two people talking over a catchy beat, and somehow it’s the sound of the whole summer. Part of the 67 Observational… Read More »1999 Classic: The “Steal My Sunshine” Vibe
1999 Archive: Star Wars
Episode I: Why was the table so disappointed? Because we waited 16 years for the “Ultimate Stuffing,” and it turned out to be mostly Jar… Read More »1999 Archive: Star Wars
1999 Archive: The Eiffel 65 Fan
“I’m blue, da ba dee da ba… wait, the bulb is blue too?” Part of the 62 Light Bulb Jokes: The 1999 Retro Edition archive.… Read More »1999 Archive: The Eiffel 65 Fan
1999 Legacy: The Cursor
I’m a traveler. I’m just pointing the way. Part of the 82 Classic Punny One-Liners: The 1999 Millennium’s End Edition archive. Historically Verified
1999 Archive: The SpongeBob SquarePants Premiere
Why did the White House watch it? Because they wanted to see if living in a “Pineapple under the sea” was a viable relocation plan… Read More »1999 Archive: The SpongeBob SquarePants Premiere
1999 Archive: The Horatio Hornblower Sweep
Why did a pirate miniseries win so much? Because Emmy voters have a secret weakness for men in naval uniforms and big hats. Part of… Read More »1999 Archive: The Horatio Hornblower Sweep
1999 Vintage: The Laptop Heat
Why did the salesman have a burnt lap? Because “Mobile Power” meant 100 degrees of Pentium heat. Part of the 77 Office Groaners: The 1999… Read More »1999 Vintage: The Laptop Heat
1998 Vintage: The Larry Sanders Finale
Why did it win for writing and directing? Because Hollywood loves nothing more than a show that spends five years making fun of how much… Read More »1998 Vintage: The Larry Sanders Finale
1998 Vintage: The Best Film Editing
Why did Titanic take this one? Because cutting a 3-hour movie down from 100 hours of footage is the real “unsinkable” feat. Part of the… Read More »1998 Vintage: The Best Film Editing