Why did Titanic take this one? Because cutting a 3-hour movie down from 100 hours of footage is the real “unsinkable” feat.
Part of the 41 Oscars Jokes: The 1998 “Titanic, Celine & King of the World” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I found this funnier than the animations in my encyclopedia.
I’m your first friend and I approve this joke!
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I looked up "funny" and it showed me this page.
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