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1999 Vintage: The Laptop Heat

 Why did the salesman have a burnt lap? Because “Mobile Power” meant 100 degrees of Pentium heat.

Part of the 77 Office Groaners: The 1999 “End of the World” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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