2005 Archive: The V for Vendetta Mask
Why Natalie Portman? For shaving her head just to prove that even without hair, she could out-act a guy in a plastic mask who only… Read More »2005 Archive: The V for Vendetta Mask
2004 Legacy: The Dark
I’m “dimming” the screen to save battery. Part of the 136 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Social Network Dawn (2004) archive. Historically Verified
2003 Vintage: The Pill Logic
“Take this pill with a glass of water and a prayer to the insurance gods.” Part of the 69 Doctor Jokes: The 2003 “SARS Scare… Read More »2003 Vintage: The Pill Logic
2002 Legacy: The “I’m Real” Vibe
Why J-Lo? Because the Razzies felt that her movies were getting as processed and artificial as the cheese in a movie theater nacho kit. Part… Read More »2002 Legacy: The “I’m Real” Vibe
2002 Classic: The Nickelback “Silver Side Up” (Continued)
Why the ramen hair? Because Chad Kroeger was still telling us how we reminded him of something, and the charts were still listening. Part of… Read More »2002 Classic: The Nickelback “Silver Side Up” (Continued)
2002 Classic: The Laptop Docking Station
Why was it so satisfying? The “Click” of the laptop locking into the desk was the highlight of the 9-to-5. Part of the 71 Office… Read More »2002 Classic: The Laptop Docking Station
2002 Archive: The Laser Pointer
Why was the cat so frustrated in 2002? Because the dad kept “pointing” out its flaws. Part of the 56 Original Dad Jokes: The 2002… Read More »2002 Archive: The Laser Pointer
2001 Classic: The Best Original Screenplay
Why did Almost Famous win? Because Cameron Crowe proved that writing about your teenage awkwardness is the best way to get revenge on the cool… Read More »2001 Classic: The Best Original Screenplay
2000 Legacy: Sisqó (Thong Song)
Why was he obsessed with undergarments? Because in 2000, silver hair and a song about strings were enough to make you the king of MTV… Read More »2000 Legacy: Sisqó (Thong Song)
2000 Archive: The Police
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Police. / Police who? / Police let me in, I’m lost in the new century! Part of the 55… Read More »2000 Archive: The Police