2014 Legacy: The Escape
I’m “fleeing” from the spoilers of the winter finale. Part of the 111 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Ice Bucket & Interstellar Edition (2014) archive. Historically… Read More »2014 Legacy: The Escape
2013 Classic: The 2013 Ending
“Next year we get the World Cup!” “And a lot more selfies,” says the bartender. Part of the 53 Bar Jokes: The 2013 “Selfie &… Read More »2013 Classic: The 2013 Ending
2013 Archive: The Gravity Silence
Why was the firework show so quiet? Because the movie taught us that “In space, no one can hear you scream,” which is also true… Read More »2013 Archive: The Gravity Silence
2013 Vintage: The Digital Voice Recorder
Why was the boss whispering? He was “capturing his 2014 vision” into a 4GB stick. Part of the 74 Office Groaners: The 2013 “Vine &… Read More »2013 Vintage: The Digital Voice Recorder
2011 Vintage: The Best Makeup Win
Why did The Wolfman win? Because turning Benicio del Toro into a werewolf is just a standard Tuesday for a talented makeup artist. Part of… Read More »2011 Vintage: The Best Makeup Win
2011 Legacy: The Arab Spring Tweets
Why was the State Department obsessed with hashtags? Because they realized that a 140-character message could do more to topple a dictator than a decade… Read More »2011 Legacy: The Arab Spring Tweets
2011 Legacy: The Noel Gallagher’s High Flying Birds Debut
Why the split? For Noel proving he could write classic anthems without his brother Liam’s voice (though we still missed the fighting). Part of the… Read More »2011 Legacy: The Noel Gallagher’s High Flying Birds Debut
2011 Legacy: The “Born This Way” Lady Gaga
Why was the 4th so “expressive”? Because Gaga told us we were superstars, and we took that as permission to wear a cape to the… Read More »2011 Legacy: The “Born This Way” Lady Gaga
2010 Archive: The Monkey
I’m “swinging” by the app store. Part of the 115 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Instagram & iPad Edition (2010) archive. Historically Verified
2009 Archive: The Oink Diagnosis
I coughed in the clinic. The doctor didn’t check my lungs; he just asked if I had a sudden craving for mud and truffles. Part… Read More »2009 Archive: The Oink Diagnosis