2018 Classic: The Tyson Fury vs. Deontay Wilder I
Why did Fury get up? Because he was flat on his back in the 12th round and rose like a ghost, creating the most dramatic… Read More »2018 Classic: The Tyson Fury vs. Deontay Wilder I
2018 Vintage: The Stan Lee Passing
Why did the world mourn the “King of Cameos”? To remind us that “Heroes” are usually found in comic books, while “Villains” are usually found… Read More »2018 Vintage: The Stan Lee Passing
2018 Classic: The Search
Why did the blonde use a magnifying glass on her screen? She was “searching” for the home page. Part of the 52 Classic Blonde Jokes:… Read More »2018 Classic: The Search
2018 Archive: The Face ID Bedtime Lockout
Getting permanently locked out of your smartphone at night because the security camera doesn’t recognize Grandpa when he lies down without his teeth and with… Read More »2018 Archive: The Face ID Bedtime Lockout
2017 Legacy: Animoji
Why was Dad talking like a talking poop emoji? Because he got the iPhone X and spent the entire meal sending digital “crap” messages to… Read More »2017 Legacy: Animoji
2017 Archive: The Girls Trip Juice
Why Tiffany Haddish? For a breakout performance that proved you should never, ever go on a zipline after drinking too much. Part of the 34… Read More »2017 Archive: The Girls Trip Juice
2016 Legacy: The New Year Toast
Why did we drink “Sparkling Water”? Because 2016 was the year LaCroix became the official beverage of the corporate world. Part of the 69 Office Groaners: The… Read More »2016 Legacy: The New Year Toast
2015 Legacy: The Windows 10 “Hey Cortana”
Why was the IT guy talking to his desktop? “Cortana, find my dignity!” (Cortana opened a Bing search for “Unemployed”). Part of the 77 Office… Read More »2015 Legacy: The Windows 10 “Hey Cortana”
2014 Legacy: The Escape
I’m “fleeing” from the spoilers of the winter finale. Part of the 111 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Ice Bucket & Interstellar Edition (2014) archive. Historically… Read More »2014 Legacy: The Escape
2014 Archive: The Fish
I’m “hooked” on the new feed. Part of the 111 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Ice Bucket & Interstellar Edition (2014) archive. Historically Verified