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2015 Legacy: The Windows 10 “Hey Cortana”

 Why was the IT guy talking to his desktop? “Cortana, find my dignity!” (Cortana opened a Bing search for “Unemployed”).

Part of the 77 Office Groaners: The 2015 “The Dress & Windows 10” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Work/Office Joke Archive (1995-2025)

2025 Classic: The "Office Siren" 2.0
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The Team Building Retreat
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The Corporate Slang
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75 Office Groaners: The 2021 "Great Resignation & NFTs" Edition
Welcome to 2021 – the year of the "Great Resignation," ...read more »
The Desk Organization
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2025 Legacy: The MSN Messenger "Hologram"
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The Dual Monitor Flex
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80 Office Groaners: The 2012 "Maya Apocalypse & Gangnam Style" Edition
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A lawyer runs a stop sign...
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2025 Classic: The "Delulu" (Year 3)
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Oregon_Trail_Survivor07/22/1999 09:08You have died of dysentery... and laughter!
@Linux_Distro_Fan01/12/2015 02:10Runs perfectly on my 486 machine.
@Fargo_Marge09/25/2002 10:17Oh yah, that’s a good one, dontcha know.
@Hattori_Hanzo_S09/02/2002 21:33I don’t make jokes, I make masterpieces.
@Yugioh_Duelist09/03/2000 11:37You’ve activated my trap card! (It’s a funny joke).
@Baxter_The_Dog07/14/2009 19:38Bark! (He says it’s funny).
@One_Does_Not_S11/07/1999 08:58One does not simply read one joke.
@Habbo_Hotel_Bob07/15/2001 02:29The pool is closed... but the joke archive is open!
@Shut_Up_Money09/10/2001 17:20Shut up and take my laughter!
@Dark_Web_Joker08/14/2010 16:48Found this on the deep end of the net.

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