Getting permanently locked out of your smartphone at night because the security camera doesn’t recognize Grandpa when he lies down without his teeth and with his face pressed flat against a pillow.
Part of the 35 Senior & Aging Jokes: The 2018 “Fortnite Flossing, Smart Home Scare & Wireless Headphone Woes” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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Better than a headshot in Complex!
Onions have layers, and this joke has levels!
A/S/L? Just kidding, great joke! LOL!
Disrupting the comedy industry with this one!
I need TP for my bunghole! And more jokes!
My fist is clenched... with joy!
I’m checking my email and I found a winner!
We’re going to Candy Mountain... to laugh!
Posting this to my own wall right now!