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2018 Archive: The Face ID Bedtime Lockout

Getting permanently locked out of your smartphone at night because the security camera doesn’t recognize Grandpa when he lies down without his teeth and with his face pressed flat against a pillow.

Part of the 35 Senior & Aging Jokes: The 2018 “Fortnite Flossing, Smart Home Scare & Wireless Headphone Woes” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Senior & Aging Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@N64_GoldenEye03/09/2006 14:39Better than a headshot in Complex!
@Shrek_Ogrelord06/04/2000 02:01Onions have layers, and this joke has levels!
@ChatRoom_Queen03/07/2000 12:13A/S/L? Just kidding, great joke! LOL!
@Startup_Kid05/24/2006 16:35Disrupting the comedy industry with this one!
@Beavis_Cornholio06/01/2009 02:55I need TP for my bunghole! And more jokes!
@Arthur_Fist_Fan04/15/2005 16:26My fist is clenched... with joy!
@StrongBad_Mail03/12/1998 13:17I’m checking my email and I found a winner!
@Charlie_Unicorn09/10/2004 18:32We’re going to Candy Mountain... to laugh!
@Wall_Post_Hero11/14/2008 23:31Posting this to my own wall right now!

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