2022 Classic: The Little Sun
Why did the sun go to the doctor? It was feeling “light-headed.” Part of the 54 Original Dad Jokes: The 2022 “Maverick” Edition archive. Historically… Read More »2022 Classic: The Little Sun
2021 Archive: New Year’s Eve 2021
Why were we so ready for 2022? Because 2021 was a “Year of Transition” that felt like it lasted a decade, and we were really… Read More »2021 Archive: New Year’s Eve 2021
2021 Vintage: The Cookies
Why did the blonde look inside her computer? She was looking for the “cookies” the websites promised her. Part of the 47 Classic Blonde Jokes:… Read More »2021 Vintage: The Cookies
2021 Legacy: The “Snake Eyes” Logic
Why? For a G.I. Joe spin-off that was so generic it felt like it was sold in a plain white box labeled “NINJA MOVIE.” Part… Read More »2021 Legacy: The “Snake Eyes” Logic
2020 Vintage: The Tenet Confusion
“I watched Tenet today.” “Did you understand it?” “No, but I spent two hours walking backwards in the kitchen trying to un-eat the entire box of cookies I finished… Read More »2020 Vintage: The Tenet Confusion
2020 Legacy: The Laser Pointer Ban Upgrade
The school board realizing the red dot ban was completely useless because students were now using digital screen-annotation tools to draw funny shapes over the… Read More »2020 Legacy: The Laser Pointer Ban Upgrade
2020 Legacy: The Cleaning Mania
She’s disinfected the doorknobs four times today. I told her the virus isn’t coming for the knobs. She told me to “shut my knob.” Part… Read More »2020 Legacy: The Cleaning Mania
2020 Vintage: The Brave Broom
Why did the broom work from home? It was “sweeping” the virtual office. Part of the 63 Original Dad Jokes: The 2020 “Quarantine” Edition archive.… Read More »2020 Vintage: The Brave Broom
2019 Vintage: The Nick Cave “Ghosteen”
Why the ambient light? For the most haunting and spiritual album of Cave’s career, a final part of his trilogy of grief and hope. Part… Read More »2019 Vintage: The Nick Cave “Ghosteen”
2019 Classic: The Euphoria
A girl walks in with glitter tears. The bartender says, “It’s 2019, everyone’s crying glitter. What do you want?” Part of the 54 Bar Jokes:… Read More »2019 Classic: The Euphoria