“I watched Tenet today.” “Did you understand it?” “No, but I spent two hours walking backwards in the kitchen trying to un-eat the entire box of cookies I finished during the first act.”
Part of the 52 Adult Jokes: The 2020 “New Normal & Carole Baskin” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Adult Joke (18+) Archive: 1995–2025
The Yoga Class
Finding inner peace while staring at a wall.I joined an "Advanced...read more »
2025 Vintage: The 2025 Mid-life Crisis
"I bought a digital racing rig!" "For $5,000?" "I need to feel t...read more »
2025 Archive: The Blade Reboot Delay
"I'm a vampire hunter!" "You've been 'waiting for the right mome...read more »
54 Adult Jokes: The 2008 “Superhero Peak & Economic Leak” Edition
In 2008, adult humor was a survival mechanism. If you weren't jok...read more »
The Doctor Mom
Treating every injury with a kiss and a damp paper towel.I could ...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Minecraft Movie Part 2
"I'm mining for diamonds!" "Mine for some motivation to clean th...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Tron
Ares: "I'm entering the Grid!" "You're just wearing neon sneakers...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Wednesday Season 2 Dance
"I’m doing the new dance!" "You look like you’re trying to shake...read more »
55 Adult Jokes: The 2023 “Kenergy & Atomic Pink” Edition
In 2023, adult humor was divided between "Hi Barbie!" and "I am b...read more »
55 Adult Jokes: The 2021 “NFTs & Red Light, Green Light” Edition
In 2021, adult humor was about the absurdity of value. We spent t...read more »
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52 Adult Jokes: The 2018 “Thanos Snap & Tide Pod” Edition
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The Anniversary Card
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
And in the morning, I am making waffles! Great joke!
My processor can barely handle this much humor!
Shut up Donny! I’m trying to read!
Smells like... teen humor. I love it.
Wow. Such humor. Very joke. So laugh.
The spinning envelope told me to come here.
Deal with it. This is gold.
Reading this on my Blackberry. Sharp!
The archive is complete! 10/10 would laugh again.