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1999 Legacy: The Cursor

 I’m a traveler. I’m just pointing the way.

Part of the 82 Classic Punny One-Liners: The 1999 Millennium’s End Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Linux_Kernel_0.112/11/2011 04:26Compiled perfectly. No errors, just laughs.
@Independence_Day11/17/2002 13:03Welcome to Earth! Enjoy the humor.
@Firewire_Fan07/27/2012 16:36Transferring laughs at high speeds.
@SoulSeek_Fan06/19/2001 01:14Rare humor found in the deep web.
@Grumpy_Cat_Real11/23/2008 19:30I laughed once. It was awful. (Just kidding, it’s gold).
@StumbleUpon_User03/22/2001 06:30I just stumbled upon this and I’m glad I did!
@Habbo_Hotel_Bob08/05/1999 15:44The pool is closed... but the joke archive is open!

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