2021 Classic: The Ted Lasso Kindness
A show about a guy who is nice to everyone. 2021 is the year we realized that “wholesome” is the new “gritty.” Part of the… Read More »2021 Classic: The Ted Lasso Kindness
2020 Classic: The Greyhounds Boat
Why Tom Hanks? For the year Tom Hanks fought a Nazi submarine from a destroyer, proving he is still the king of “being a captain… Read More »2020 Classic: The Greyhounds Boat
2020 Vintage: Dolly Parton
Why was she the hero of the year? Because in 2020, she funded a vaccine, read us bedtime stories, and reminded us that she’s been… Read More »2020 Vintage: Dolly Parton
2019 Vintage: The Bug
Why did the blonde use bug spray on her screen? She heard there was a “software bug.” Part of the 41 Classic Blonde Jokes: The… Read More »2019 Vintage: The Bug
2019 Archive: The Rocketman Glitter
Why Taron Egerton? For a musical that proved you can tell a life story with feathers, drugs, and Elton John songs, and it’s actually much… Read More »2019 Archive: The Rocketman Glitter
2018 Archive: The Ghost’s Diet
Why do ghosts love diet soda? Because they want to stay “boo-tiful.” Part of the 61 Original Dad Jokes: The 2018 “Infinity Puns” Edition archive.… Read More »2018 Archive: The Ghost’s Diet
2018 Vintage: The “Night Vision” White Phosphor
Why the demand? Because the “Old Green” makes everyone look like an alien, while the “New White” makes it look like a high-budget indie film.… Read More »2018 Vintage: The “Night Vision” White Phosphor
2018 Classic: The Scared Tree
Why did the pine tree go to the barber? It needed to be “needled.” Part of the 61 Original Dad Jokes: The 2018 “Infinity Puns”… Read More »2018 Classic: The Scared Tree
2017 Legacy: The “DNA.” Kendrick
I got loyalty, got royalty inside my DNA. I just got a bill for my internet and some pizza crust in mine. Part of the… Read More »2017 Legacy: The “DNA.” Kendrick
2017 Classic: The Fidget Spinner Meeting
Why was the boardroom buzzing? It wasn’t the ventilation; it was every middle manager in the building spinning a piece of plastic to “increase focus”… Read More »2017 Classic: The Fidget Spinner Meeting